The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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