Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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