He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
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The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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