So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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