Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Randomize
