I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
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So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I pour the whiskey from now on
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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