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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.

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(845): View more from New York

maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut

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(631): View more from New York

i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night

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(502): View more from Kentucky

he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.

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(650): View more from California

I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.

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(516): View more from New York

i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.

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(816): View more from Missouri

Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..

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(240): View more from Maryland

Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.

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