is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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