yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
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You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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