Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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