he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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