i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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