oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
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