did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Congratulations! We have a period
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