North Korea, Best Korea!
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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