If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
nothing i could have done in life could have prepared me for walking in on her SHITTING on my rug.
Needless to say there is no second date for this girl.
yet...
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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