Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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