He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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