Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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