she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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