So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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