i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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