Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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