does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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