I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
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oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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