He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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