Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
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So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
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I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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