as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Holy sore nipples Batman
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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