he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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