Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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