It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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