so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.