I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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