I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Duck Duck Cougar?
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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