great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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