I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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