Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i just google imaged poop.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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