it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
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mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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