yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
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I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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