just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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