Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
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To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
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THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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