I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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