Midget sex pt 2 tonight
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
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Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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