i jhust puked up my retainher.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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