So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
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