You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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