I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex