i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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