This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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