Non-Jews are for practice
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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