He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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