erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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