are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
When did angry sex become our thing?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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