I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
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You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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