is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
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First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
as a side note pls kill me
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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