The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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